Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The day I got to work early, part 3


So yesterday Sheliah had to have a tooth pulled (very unfortunate) and it seems to have reset her internal master clock because this morning she was up at 5am and at work by 7. This is an hour too early. Oh well. Guess I will have to spend the hour eating chocolate.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

wonderful

Woman walks into cubespace.
"I am here to see Cyndy Rondandia. I may be on the wrong floor."
Cubebot: "Could well be. Let me go through the WONDERFUL alphabet," as he flips through the WONDERFUL office directory. "Cyndy is on the WONDERFUL 8th FLOOR. Have a WONDERFUL day!"
Woman smiles politely and leaves as quickly as possible. Lucky.

Friday, October 21, 2011

the visitor


This woman came by the office today to sign her children up for home schooling. I had to tell her we don't serve child art here. It's very discriminatory.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

From Jeff


Found this on my way to work this morning. Notice two numbers have been taken from the bottom left of the flyer. Way to go, Jeff.

Friday, October 14, 2011

brain dead


In an effort to pull myself back from the brink of total boredom and in what has now become a full year of brain waste in the cube, I have decided to pursue something somewhat academic. Since I am a generally nervous person, I will learn about the nervous system. Yay dendrites!