Thursday, September 8, 2011

pay stub stupor


So, bored in the cube, I decided to check on my pay stub for the upcoming pay period to see if 1. I suddenly and randomly received a magical pay raise or 2. suddenly and randomly had any terrible deductions.

No to #1 but unfortunately yes to #2.

Looks like Sheliah had an "unauthorized absence." What is that anyway? Who do you authorize an absence with when you work for the city in an unmarked cube on the 7th floor of an office building in lower Manhat? Is this referring to my summer vacation? The long, peaceful, beach-filled, oddly- spinach filled days of summer? If so, then "unauth absence," accepted. However, I believe those days are granted to me due to being awesome. Therefore, what the hell?

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for sharing this post with us S! I was online looking at Pay Stub Software because a co worker was telling me about it and how our company should implement it.That's how i came across your blog, i think we have all had this happen to us and it's definitely not fun. Thank you again for sharing this with us!

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