ALERT! 8th floor large conference room temporarily closed due to... something.
a minor, minor, health issue.
as health issues are really just that.
minor.
the issue should be resolved soon. 
until then, take a seat in the lobby, have a coffee. have a smoke.
eat a donut, read these signs.
To your right.
Right.
I am really just writing (right) to take up space.
