So a man came by the cube today to offer his line of Jason Brand Office Products. I love office products and thus I thought I would surely love Jason Brand office products. I also love things that are certified because they sound very official whether or not they are indeed so.
To take a closer look, however, this line of Jason Brand office products is a certified woman owned enterprise. Why the name of Jason? Her son's name? A family name?
Why not name it Sheilah Brand office products?
After moi? A woman?
I'm just sayin'...
Maybe they only deliver in July, August, September, October and November. Acronym alert!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of Homemade [brand] Ice Cream. Why not name it Susan's? Why not Scarface?
ReplyDeleteSCARFACE BRAND ICE CREAM!!!!!!! which is actually, upon closer inspection, lotion.
ReplyDeleteRichellum: your comment made me laugh out loud while eating an omelet in a diner. couldn't stop laughing actually. made mistake of trying to explain why i was laughing. didn't make sense. never good.
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