the day i learned spanish part 2.

so several people in the office speak Spanish and i really don't. however, a Spanish speaking person came by the cube today with a very serious issue involving crying and so forth and i needed to assist. so I said the following...

Hola. Buenos.
Como esta usted? Tu tienes ojos ochos.
Como puedo ayudarte?
Quieres homeschool o enrollment?
Yo no comprendo espanish. Uno momento por favore.