the day i got to work early part 2

So I did it again. I am at work early. Twice. 2 Consecutive Days. Its disappointing to be so consistent and reliable, punctual and prepared when these traits only lead self to sit in cube for 7 hours daily.

Once again, I bear witness to the slew of cube-its that file solemnly out of the up/down cubes of despair and drudgery as they enter to spend time in their day-cubes.

This morn I see Jenn.

Self: "Good Morn Jenn. How art thou?"

Jenn: "Here. I can think of one million places I'd rather be. I should be at home right now. God forbid you have an elderly mother to take care of....etc..."

Self: (thinks to self) Never say "good morn" to Jenn.

Next, I see Raisinette.

Self: Good Morn, Raisin.

Raisin: I'm tired. My back hurts, leg, and down my leg. I have sciatica

Self: oh.

Raisin: [blank stare]

Self: [blank stare]
Raisin: [walks away]

I have been told that I have a face that people feel like they can share their problems with. Due to this I have decided to wear large sunglasses indoors. And also a winter hat- perhaps fashioned of tinfoil. Tinfoil headgear still in progress.