Today people are entering my cubespace to turn in the nyseslat. what is it? i don't know. i don't care. but should they be giving it to me? no. no. no. they should be going to the large conference room.
where is the large conference room, you ask?
not near my cube.
far away from my cube.
in the opposite direction of my cube.
Across the hall, and to the left...
Across the hall, and to the left...
Mam, it's across the hall and to the left.
Sir, please just follow the signs. It's across the hall and to the left.
Sir, please, go back towards whence you came and left yourself to your left.
Mam and sirs, left and left to your left left.
Please, note the signage of orange and blue.
Please note my artwork and note how it instructs you to left yourself to your left.
LEFT. Left Everyone For Today.
Left Left Left.
Keep going left until left doesn't make sense anymore.
I love left. You should too. Go left.
just start reading the signs actually.
ugh. it's a long day.
to the left, to the left
ReplyDeleteall the test you bring
in the room to the left
FYI. Modified version of Beyonce song...you should play it out loud at your cube