So. The time came in April when I earned a new responsibility: keeper and distributor of very important documents. I sent out mass email (from cube) to 100 unknown humans in other cubes all over city requesting they transport themselves to me via subcube, masstransit cube, forward-moving stump cubes, and so on and so forth.
I suppose I was not surprised to receive emails in return like the one on the right, especially when some humans held such highly esteemed positions (Director of Human Resources) and thus must have grapefruit sized ego (after all, the grapefruit is a rather large fruit when placed next to a grape).
Due to security and required inefficiency, very important documents must be transported via human to human to human contact. Think Pony Express but much slower and no pony.
As for the response back to person in charge of something, I blame it on Sheila.
I suppose I was not surprised to receive emails in return like the one on the right, especially when some humans held such highly esteemed positions (Director of Human Resources) and thus must have grapefruit sized ego (after all, the grapefruit is a rather large fruit when placed next to a grape).
Due to security and required inefficiency, very important documents must be transported via human to human to human contact. Think Pony Express but much slower and no pony.
As for the response back to person in charge of something, I blame it on Sheila.
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