for rent: cube-share

Last week something infiltrated my cubespace.




For security purposes and because of his lack of normal human emotion, i will refer to him as cubebot.




I, never being told anything about anything, was of course again, told nothing to explain said cubebot's arrival and subsequent squatting.




Cubebot, being a robot, is fully adroit in being perfect at everything, esp. loving authority.



I personally find the last bit so incredibly off putting. Co-workers pass by my cube more regularly now to make comments such as, "Sheila, isn't it nice to have a friend?" "Oh, isn't it nice to have some help around here!" and, "Isn't he wonderful?!"



Boss Magella (changed name to protect self): " OMG! LOVES HIM! SHELIA aren't you just like....in LOVE with him!? HE is Like SOOOOOOO fab."



It's a major problem when someone approaches cube for assistance and I begin to give my standard (and totally 100% no fail correct answer) when i hear a low rumbling "ummmmmmm......ehhhhh.....i think.....ummmmmmm, " from the bot. It's like he doesn't know what's going on but he just has to get his opinion in.



Doesn't everyone understand that I have to be the center of attention around cube?








** By the way, Cubebot if you read this over my shoulder, I am totally kidding. You are seriously, like so awesome.

***Fingers Crossed.